What's the fucking point of a PhD?

There's more to a degree than the letters. A lot of shagging is involved, for starters.

I see the inevitable decline of academic achievement up ahead.

I mean, who cares when you can just ask ChatGPT?

And when all the latest academic research is AI-generated anyway, who exactly gets these letters? And where does ChatGPT get its "latest research"? Gravitational loop detected!

Doctor of research-soup is doctor of nada. Coppers let me off in speeding incidents for two simple letters on my driving license. You young fuckers get that from no more than efficient prompting. *grrrnfgrgflmpzfzlglcntz..

DEEP BREATHS. It's all good.

But as a species, are we about to MASSIVELY MISS OUT, or what?

Or it might alternatively act as a filter only the most brilliant minds can pass.

Let's be clear; what I'm saying is, if my Air-Fryer times out because I can't get home fast enough (due to some "vehicular manslaughter" nonsense involving a minor), it's ON YOU!

;o)