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subscribe to odd mailings..Of course I won't sell or distribute your email address, feel free to give me your personal one, most do. I don't mail every day, not even every month, but hey! it's me! whatever it is, you know it'll be worth a scan, not tossed-off like those penis-enlargement ads often are. I can let you know about major updates, probably other stuff.
This doesn't actually exist yet, but when it does, it'll be cool! guaranteed!
Subscribing to my blog shows character, give http://corz.org/blog/rdf.php to any news aggregator, you'll get my headlines as and when, along with a choice of maybe three zillion other feeds out there.
"I remember before news aggregators" we'll tell our grandchildren, and they'll say "NO WAY!!", and we'll say "WAY!" and they'll say "NO WAY!!" again, except louder, because it's a game for them now, and they'll probably teach it to their grandchildren as "the days before news aggregators game" and they'll belly-laugh at the nonesense of it, and you will say "no, it's true, folk would click away all day loading Whole Pages of stuff!", and that evolves into the "whole pages of stuff" game, and, you get the idea. email address, and with feeling..
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A same-day reply isn't guaranteed, though I do try and answer all my mail, at least the one's that don't promise to improve the size of my "manhood".
Using words like "viagra" will find your email instantly black-listed, in which case I may not see it for weeks, if at all. Also note; @hotmail.com, @yahoo.com and similar email addresses can delay reception, and it could be a while before I see it. Currently hotmail refuses to speak to my mail server at all. You have been warned!
chat..If you want to chat with me, try IRC.. note: if you need to get my attention and it looks like I'm there (ie. my nick is not "cor-away" or something), you can use "cor!" (no quotes), but please, don't abuse it; it is very loud. That mad old site-chat is still around, crazy foreigners seem to enjoy it.. It's bbcode-aware! Note: Again, you can use
cor!to send me a loud alert. If I'm not around, I'll see it when I login.
for secret squirrels..Here is my , if you want to send me naked pictures of yourself, or whatever..
upload..If you like, you can upload small files (under 10MB) right here. Files gets transferred to a top-secret area on arrival and cannot be viewed or downloaded by others, only I will see them.
This is also where I collect lame web attack scripts from wannabe "hackers" who didn't read the previous paragraph. I have literally thousands of these, especially after that business with the Moroccan press. ;o)
you can help!Making great tools for you is a full-time job, and it doesn't pay nearly as well as you might think! If you've gotten something out of this place, and want to give back, there are loads of things you can do, like send..
Och, there's loads more stuff I could be doing with. As a smart shareware author once wrote "send either one dollar or one million dollars, whichever you can afford".
If you want to send something physical, mail me for a postal address, let me know you're human.
Here is a PayPal button.
You can click this and make my day..
- A 35mm negative scanner capable of an actual 4000dpi scan.
- A copy of Baba Barata's "Raja Yoga" [attributed to Yogi Ramacharaka].
I have no time for a social networking presence, and as a result, Google has screwed me harder and harder over the last few years. Anything you can do to tip the balance back towards sanity would be much appreciated, tweets, facebook posts, whatever it is you get up to!