Clusters and their drummer.

If you are young, you definitely want to get into a cluster.

Rock-and-roll band is best. Sports team is up there too, football, and what-not. Anything with fans. Fans means tail. Bands means 10s, and so on. Do the maths. Or else go incel, or whatever; not a smart move; especially with so many women out there desperately needing some real-man action.

A cluster is a group of people that regular people can cling to. A group works better than going solo as friends can each have a member they like best; a numbers game.

Lead singer / Quarterback / whatever gets the most tail. This is a given. This was my role, so I know what I'm saying. But that still leaves plenty 9's to play with. It's all consensual, so let's have some fun..

Who gets pick o' the nine's? You would think lead guitarist, right? All that crotching and fingerwork, but no. Drummer. Of course it is. Think about it.

Babes be watching him banging and thumping all night long and not tiring and even if he's a not the best looking; he'll be a happy boy tonight, for sure. Unless he's crazy-stupid.

Every cluster has a drummer.

If I had to do it all again, instead of the lead singer, I'd be the drummer.

;o)