Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
Speakerfone ProtocolSpeakerfone Protocol. It wouldn't do at all to change it, like some would-be-Korea hungry for publicity, at any cost. It's easy enough to change a company name, he says drop right back into society like this; the guarantee slip just keeps on hopping.. I'll put you through, Miss.. And after a brief pause, continue shopping. I lift the receiver up and there you are at my ear. Press a button and there you are on the table, gotta love that, following the training on up the chain. The instructions sound the same either way, get up, get up, and so I get up, some trouble coming, check the knees, check the ankles, okay, bring it, I'm as ready as I'll ever be. Cor, 2010-8-7
So that's words.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal (that's four mouths now!), pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratefully received. Though donations of under a quid get laughed at. I mean seriously, five pence?
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
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"Okay now that I've read this whole page I'm even more lost than I started.""I am a beginner in the extreme and this was some hard stuff to follow but I got there in the end and this is some of the most usefull information I have ever found on the internet. Thanks alot!""Your software is a pleasure to use!""pretty impressive information.""…found your site invaluable. Excellent work!!!""hey to the creater of this page.... WOW nice one its been no end of help!""Thanks alot you've been alot more help than the other web site's cheers""very nice work, im always coming back here""hey man, it's kai from 15.02.06. just dropping by to look for the solution you posted from 2 years ago (time flies). nice to see that you are still helping many!""this page, alone, has helped me understand this so much! thanks a lot!""I love the whole thing about this site because it appears to answer all my needs & exudes a positive energy, only thing is it all appears to be in a strange elvish dialect.""Yes, it works...Thank you man, you're in my favorites now!""Excellent site loads of info for the router. plenty of tips that you don't get from the offical sources.""Why did it take so long for something like this to be created? That's something I'll always wonder. It's like all those other developers of hashing software just didn't care... I'm glad one of them did.""good site, good info and advise... and even better post and thread setup here... i love it here....""This program is great. I love the unconventional flexibility.""Seriously useful site. Nice one!""Just want to say thanks for all the help the advice has given me on this site, really appreciated.""What an enlightening article!""Thanks! Never understood much of rewriting. Now I think I begin to grasp the basics (read many tutorials, but only yours makes any sense to me). I'll be trying my own stuff soon, now that I understand it. Thanks! I think I'll check out your site for more useful information.""The best info i have read about .htaccess. Kudos!""Hi Cor. First up, thanks for the tutorials, they've been a great help""Great site, helped me no end to get p2p working. Speaking to the muppets at bt an getting no help wotsoever i finaly found this place.""And to think i found the site by mistake...i need tae be makin mair mistakes like this.""Truely brilliant site."