Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
QuitsGot to be honest, it's time to move on. This job'll kill me before it's done. Like the Boss-man, who began this year by carrying a dead man, his head half-hanging, from a hit-and-run to the grass verge. You need to sit down, I says, Like really sit down. Think. But Naaah! Now lies doubled-up with Specialists doing shifts. They'll never fix that back of his. But he may. That very same morning I delivered a bed, tripped over a dead woman instead, right there on the stair. They reckoned she'd tripped the night before; that and the cold air. But she must have been ninety if a day. Cor, 2000
So that's words, then.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal, pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratetully received (though after PayPal's cut, I'm not sure exactly how much that would be! But hey! Thanks anyway! ;o)
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"Cor i love you! (In a manly way of course) Im XLink Kai on-line and i got green light for torrents...i owe you :-)""I agree with you, FSUM will get the job done. But if you need something more powerful, then you will love checksum.""Well impressed m8""I think your site is great, no other like it on the web that i have found""thanks, what a great guide!""Totally awesome program though! Was exactly what I was looking for. Its amazing how far behind most of the other programs out there are.""Hi Cor, love the new design and the great content!""Firstly i would like to say top site""First of all a really big thankyou to the people who have made this site such a great resource.""Truely brilliant site.""sometimes you are too clever for your own good, cor.""Great site! I'm learning.""…found your site invaluable. Excellent work!!!""Just want to say thanks for such a great site and a wealth of useful information""I just want to thank you for taking the time to write this guide. It has helped me alot, very good work keep it up.""Very useful information for web developers.""Awesome! That MATOF is WILD! … Good work.""Hey cor, thanks very much … ur a wizard""Nice tutorial, Thanks dude""Thanks cor for the advice! This web site is a blessing.""One of the most helpful, well thought out, heartache saving Tech analysis for the semi-competent i've ever read. Cor.........blimey!!""I have searched the net for many sleepless nights hoping to find a search script like yours. I can now sleep (for 2-3 hours). Thank you for writing this fantastic work! I have had no problems running your script and getting great results. I now go to delete all the other search scripts on my sites that didn't work. A fan for life;""Yes, good work! I've just been testing checksum out on my archive, very impressed.""Just what ive been looking for… i spent weeks looking @ bt site… nice one thank you…no more time lost from now on.""I am a beginner in the extreme and this was some hard stuff to follow but I got there in the end and this is some of the most usefull information I have ever found on the internet. Thanks alot!""Article is simple and informative."