I am Cor
and this is what I do..
Neighbours got a trampoline,
like a wee Disneyland, where
you can throw yersel up in the air,
attract visitors. Boing!
No such thing as perfect peace,
and if there ever was it got diseased,
incessant din inventing centuries.
Everything has a noise. Potentially.
There is good noise, and there is bad noise.
The bouncing, boing, the kids squeal, the
laughter, and bumps, bruises, tears,
these are good noises.
Not Ghetto-blasters, though.
Cor, Jun 2008
So that's words
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
Favoured by Russian hackers and housewives alike, and maybe you. It's peace of mind, with a click.
With unpatented MATOF™ technology. And full source code, so you can see.
I create all sorts of things. Images,
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
I'm continually bathed in, fascinated by these things..
..amazed by what you can do with only Twelve of them.
With more or less success, I capture the notes I hear around me, into forms you can en-joy. I sing, too. And bang things. Free MP3s come and go, sometimes in piles, and sometimes only for a day or two, as is my wont. Help yourself.
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech
check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks
. Hey, if you make web sites, why not grab some groovy Website Spare Parts™
while you're at it! All free..
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or an authentication system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole; or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened
to move, even fixing your broken image links on-the-fly; or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site!
..just some of the highlights. And I mentioned they are all free, right?
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial
on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here. And most are as easy to get to, as they are to understand.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function up top is handy for that, I find.
kicking around somewhere, for fun
. And much more..
Yes, it's a marketing nightmare!
Fortunately, no one has to pay anything.
Though it would be a real help to me if you did..
Either way, people do say
lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"Hi, I was looking for a simple solution to count how many times a file is downloaded and found your distro machine. It's perfect."
"Man, Cor, THANKS SO MUCH! Like I said I've been slaving away the past few days trying to figure it out, scoured SMF & Joomla forums all over... and you answered it with one post."
"Really appreciate the efforts excellent prog excellent site, did everything i needed it to. thanks again"
"Hi Cor, love the site very helpful and useful!!"
"I am a beginner in the extreme and this was some hard stuff to follow but I got there in the end and this is some of the most usefull information I have ever found on the internet. Thanks alot!"
"Just got a Voyager 205 router, and just found your site FANTASTIC & WELL DONE!"
"Great tutorial, i finaly understand this whole Rewrite thing. Thanks!"
"Firstly great site, its one of the only sites i find easy to follow on these types of subjects."
"Finally, FINALLY, I've managed to get NAT problem sorted with P2P client! Thanks a quadzillion!"
"I am a bt broadband tech support agent and have refered users to this site a couple of times.."
"Hey I like your page and thanks for the useful and straight forward explanation...I'll be back!"
"Very nice article, and very well-written! The part I was looking for is the inheritance, and lo and behold, it's right here!"
"Hi, first want to say i love the site, loads of useful stuff."
"Thank you very much.. Finaly an understandable tutorial on .htaccess and Rewrite!"
"I've been referencing your website for several months now and just love it."
"Thanks you guys I have been saved because of you this helped me so much"
"most impressed with your work on hacking the voyager 205"
"Many thanks for your great site, incidentally - nothing like it!"
"I just found your site and within minutes, found most of what I was looking for. So I thought I'd spend a few minutes to let you know that your site is just FANTASTIC; concise, clear, jampacked with precise information and instructions on how to do exactly what needs to be done and last but not least: well writen (a rarity on the internet nowadays)."
"Great site its been a godsend."
"Hi there, first I'd like to say what a helpful site this is. I had no idea what to do but now I can set up port forwarding etc easily."
"I can't thank you enough cor, for your patience.."
"Great article....... learned a few things."