Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
WAP TestGot a new WAP portal, makes my Peecee buzz, I fire it up to get dit-dit-zzzzzzzzz. I'm searching for the nearest KFC, by postcode, - it's a test: there's one over the road. The moniter starts to quivver, Think what's happenin to my brain. It's taking all day, the real internet's the same. Cor, April 2001
So that's words, then.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal, pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratetully received (though after PayPal's cut, I'm not sure exactly how much that would be! But hey! Thanks anyway! ;o)
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"I'll be hanging round =) always learn something new when i come here.""hey thx this was just the tutorial i was looking for.""Excellent site loads of info for the router. plenty of tips that you don't get from the offical sources.""Thanks for the great tut, it's helped me out a few times and I been back 3 or 4 times... So far hasn't been anything I couldn't tackle.""Just want to say thanks for such a great site and a wealth of useful information""Great great reading, i have gone through it all :P picked out the best bits and now have 24 pages of stuff to do when i get home :P""Man, Cor, THANKS SO MUCH! Like I said I've been slaving away the past few days trying to figure it out, scoured SMF & Joomla forums all over... and you answered it with one post.""Thanks for everything, you've been awesome.""I agree with you, FSUM will get the job done. But if you need something more powerful, then you will love checksum.""You are now officially my Broadband Guru""great tute really helped me out. thanks again""Read the whole thread - superb work!""Thanks for your assistance cor, we is now cookin' wit gas.""great web app, made life very simple. thanks""Great site! I'm learning.""Firstly, great website - tons of cool info and advice, cheers for that!""Thank you very much. I had tried some complex guides on other sites but yours was so user friendly that I completely understood everything …""most impressed with your work on hacking the voyager 205""Cor, thanks very much for the help. I am so glad I came across this site. … you have been a saviour!""I never laugh at anything, but your witty wording made me chuckle at least 3 times. :)""Excellent site matey. … At points I actually felt like I knew what I was doing instead of just bashing in random commands. Much appreciated.""your site was really helpful. not only have i now got p2p programs to work (only this site out of all i looked at that helped) but i feel safer now i've customised my router. many thanks.""Cor i love you! (In a manly way of course) Im XLink Kai on-line and i got green light for torrents...i owe you :-)""I just want to thank you for taking the time to write this guide. It has helped me alot, very good work keep it up.""After reading this page I thought no way checksum could live up to all your hype. but it does! Way to go!""First, let me tell you Cor that I simply love checksum!!!"