I am Cor
and this is what I do..

Sneezes

I sneezed twice and she kissed me.

"One's a wish, Two's a kiss, and
Three's a disappointment." she said.

So I sneezed again,
And wished I'd never heard her.

So that's words, then.

They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..

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Favoured by Russian hackers and housewives alike, and maybe you. It's peace of mind, with a click.

or
perhaps..

whatsitsname

With unpatented MATOF™ technology. And full source code, so you can see.

or maybe one of the others..

64 pixel size PNG screencap image of corz clock, with the oranges scheme.

...

I create all sorts of things. Images,
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..

I can get Scanoramic when I have to..

But usually end up making more tools..

Thumbnail image of Mathematics For Women, a mandala For guys and gals!

Thumbnail of AYE-NO, the Tech-Savvy Tai-Chi for the Twenty First Century

Ho-hum..

I'm continually bathed in, fascinated by these things..

128 pixel size PNG image of some musical notes, in my beautiful navigational gold gradient.

..amazed by what you can do with only Twelve of them.

With more or less success, I capture the notes I hear around me, into forms you can en-joy. I sing, too. And bang things. Free MP3s come and go, sometimes in piles, and sometimes only for a day or two, as is my wont. Help yourself.

..web server fun

Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous .htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not grab some groovy Website Spare Parts™ while you're at it! All free..

Like the world's fastest live php search engine..

Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..

Or an authentication system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole; or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken image links on-the-fly; or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! ..just some of the highlights. And I mentioned they are all free, right?

a corz.org hot-linked image, as seen from outside. The text folk see on THAT site, is up to YOU! This one reads, 'We love corz.org!'. Well, dotcha!

As seen around the web!

Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here. And most are as easy to get to, as they are to understand.

Still here?

Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function up top is handy for that, I find.

You can find all sorts here at the org; software for Windows, Linux and Mac, as well as shell scripts for those three and others; php, C, C++, Javascript, AutoIt, AutoHotKey, CSS, BASH and DOS code, as well as packages of all sorts, even IPCop binaries. And poems, of course, and songs, photo galleries, blogs, essays, designs, mandalas, T-Shirts and other similar juicy merchandise, icons, clip-art, server tools, oodles of security resources, tutorials, audio loops, browser add-ons, automation scripts, why, there's even an AI kicking around somewhere, for fun. And much more..

Yes, it's a marketing nightmare! Fortunately, no one has to pay anything.

Though it would be a real help to me if you did..

Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..

Note: refresh the page for even more!

"Excellent write up - this was exactly what I was looking for. Great work."

-- mikolaj

"hey to the creater of this page.... WOW nice one its been no end of help!"

-- mupets_revenge

"Great info been really helpful trying to get a handle on rewrite/redirects."

-- kmm

"I love the whole thing about this site because it appears to answer all my needs & exudes a positive energy, only thing is it all appears to be in a strange elvish dialect."

-- tra la la

"Great page! I like your style, but I fear your response..."

-- bcwebstudio

"This is the site i have been looking for!!!! BT technical line are useless!!!!"

-- paul

"BYE THE WAY I'D LIKE TO COMMENT I LOVE THIS SITE AND WAY IT'S CONCTRUCTED. SO EASY FOR NOOBS TO USE AND WORK FROM. I COMPLIMENT EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THIS SITE"

-- 898888

"Just want to say thanks for all the help the advice has given me on this site, really appreciated."

-- huytonbad

"Okay now that I've read this whole page I'm even more lost than I started."

-- Cornfused

"hey man, it's kai from 15.02.06. just dropping by to look for the solution you posted from 2 years ago (time flies). nice to see that you are still helping many!"

-- kai

"Nice work and thanks for the reminder to get my head out of my ass!"

-- ms magoo

"Informative and simple, awesome guide, thank you."

-- Kiefer

"WOW excellent site."

-- Jack

"Fantastic script! I've been searching for months for something like this."

-- encoderX

"Very clear English, communicated all I needed to know to make the required changes to my Linux system. Good to see that you didn't assume too much prior knowledge whilst not assuming we are daft. Bravo, top of the class."

-- Kirmonkey

"I'm a true newbie. Your writing is clearly written and wonderfully implemented. Thank you!"

-- angelique54

"Very nice job, I will use it on my site."

-- stev0

"Thank you SO much. I can't believe it was that easy!"

-- G-man

"sometimes you are too clever for your own good, cor."

-- zack

"Just got a Voyager 205 router, and just found your site FANTASTIC & WELL DONE!"

-- magician

"I never laugh at anything, but your witty wording made me chuckle at least 3 times. :)"

-- Rizla

"Top notch advice mate!"

-- digitaldazz

"BIG Well done and Big thanks! A minefield of information, been on this sight loads of times and found it very helpfull! Keep up the good work, cheers!"

-- Allen

"Great great reading, i have gone through it all :P picked out the best bits and now have 24 pages of stuff to do when i get home :P"

-- Vinny

"Great Tips! Finally someone who explains code rather than just showing it, nice work!"

-- Eddie

"Excellent site loads of info for the router. plenty of tips that you don't get from the offical sources."

-- steven

for now..

;o) Cor