I am Cor
and this is what I do..

Sneezes

I sneezed twice and she kissed me.

"One's a wish, Two's a kiss, and
Three's a disappointment." she said.

So I sneezed again,
And wished I'd never heard her.

So that's words, then.

They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..

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Favoured by Russian hackers and housewives alike, and maybe you. It's peace of mind, with a click.

or
perhaps..

whatsitsname

With unpatented MATOF™ technology. And full source code, so you can see.

or maybe one of the others..

64 pixel size PNG screencap image of corz clock, with the oranges scheme.

...

I create all sorts of things. Images,
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..

I can get Scanoramic when I have to..

But usually end up making more tools..

Thumbnail image of Mathematics For Women, a mandala For guys and gals!

Thumbnail of AYE-NO, the Tech-Savvy Tai-Chi for the Twenty First Century

Ho-hum..

I'm continually bathed in, fascinated by these things..

128 pixel size PNG image of some musical notes, in my beautiful navigational gold gradient.

..amazed by what you can do with only Twelve of them.

With more or less success, I capture the notes I hear around me, into forms you can en-joy. I sing, too. And bang things. Free MP3s come and go, sometimes in piles, and sometimes only for a day or two, as is my wont. Help yourself.

..web server fun

Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous .htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not grab some groovy Website Spare Parts™ while you're at it! All free..

Like the world's fastest live php search engine..

Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..

Or an authentication system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole; or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken image links on-the-fly; or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! ..just some of the highlights. And I mentioned they are all free, right?

a corz.org hot-linked image, as seen from outside. The text folk see on THAT site, is up to YOU! This one reads, 'We love corz.org!'. Well, dotcha!

As seen around the web!

Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here. And most are as easy to get to, as they are to understand.

Still here?

Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function up top is handy for that, I find.

You can find all sorts here at the org; software for Windows, Linux and Mac, as well as shell scripts for those three and others; php, C, C++, Javascript, AutoIt, AutoHotKey, CSS, BASH and DOS code, as well as packages of all sorts, even IPCop binaries. And poems, of course, and songs, photo galleries, blogs, essays, designs, mandalas, T-Shirts and other similar juicy merchandise, icons, clip-art, server tools, oodles of security resources, tutorials, audio loops, browser add-ons, automation scripts, why, there's even an AI kicking around somewhere, for fun. And much more..

Yes, it's a marketing nightmare! Fortunately, no one has to pay anything.

Though it would be a real help to me if you did..

Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..

Note: refresh the page for even more!

"First of all, thanks a lot for bringing out this guide. It is just excellent."

-- hueso381

"Amazing images cor! You're on the cutting edge of a whole new way of imaging - pure genius."

-- Jillian

"This site kicks ass!"

-- squbel

"Cor, Thanks for this site, u are a god in my eyes. Now that i have buttered you up can i ask a favour of you."

-- Ian

"Excellent stuff! I always dreaded having change anything on the 205, this is well easy. Thanks!"

-- JoshB

"Thank you very much. I had tried some complex guides on other sites but yours was so user friendly that I completely understood everything …"

-- Falryu

"thanks for the script! Great job!"

-- irvin

"Thanks for the great tut, it's helped me out a few times and I been back 3 or 4 times... So far hasn't been anything I couldn't tackle."

-- samorsomething

"great web app, made life very simple. thanks"

-- ryan

"Much more useful than anything provided by BT."

-- Clive

"I can't thank you enough cor, for your patience.."

-- LAB DESIGN

"re:yr explanation of port forwarding. very concise and to the point...excellent!"

-- sean

"Xander..... hey i had soooo much trouble at first with your kinda problem but thanx to the wonderful person that calls himself COR my probs are sorted!!"

-- claire

"Okay now that I've read this whole page I'm even more lost than I started."

-- Cornfused

"I've just followed your advice, and all is rosy in the garden again."

-- orlok

"WOW excellent site."

-- Jack

"Firstly i would like to say top site"

-- davey

"GREAT site, its the most useful site I've come upon in ages. Thanks so much for the info!"

-- tara

"Excellent advice, you have just made my life a lot easier, and put things in layman terms. Much appreciated."