Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
Thought AberdeenWe are moving definitely through our city's streets. Andy is driving a car, it seems for me like a thought-sea. He calculates trajectory, angles. I will forsake today's cute rhymes to say, I experience a motion as if through some dense liquid medium. We (another we) two days before wonder what a sub does. Driving? No. Swimming? No. The men had thought 'propulsion'. Of some sort. We left it at that: Moving. What we (the first we) are doing here, I'll share: The snow releases the nice light, as does the granite, my crisp entrance hall, the stair. Cor, Jan 2001
So that's words.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal, pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratetully received (though after PayPal's cut, I'm not sure exactly how much that would be! But hey! Thanks anyway! ;o)
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"Well impressed m8""Really good article. Thank you very much.""This site is way cool, thanks for the excellent resource.""Using Checksum has become an integral part of when I deal with moving files""I am a beginner in the extreme and this was some hard stuff to follow but I got there in the end and this is some of the most usefull information I have ever found on the internet. Thanks alot!""Fabulous site, and thanks for sharing.""Cor, your page is full of awesome advice that i'd never have known, thanks for that.""Hi there, this is a great tutorial and has helped me a lot.""Downloaded it, Tested it, Love it!""Hey I like your page and thanks for the useful and straight forward explanation...I'll be back!""Thank you for the considerable time and trouble you have taken.""Your software is a pleasure to use!""Just what ive been looking for… i spent weeks looking @ bt site… nice one thank you…no more time lost from now on.""Top Site. Thanks, My router was slow, unreliable and causing no end of problems with my broadband connection. Hacked it this morning and it is now working brilliantly, a differnet router altogether. You can't fix my renault 11 as well can you?""One of the most helpful, well thought out, heartache saving Tech analysis for the semi-competent i've ever read. Cor.........blimey!!""Article is simple and informative.""I am facinated by this page. its a glimpse of a whole new world.""Firstly i would like to say top site""Thanks! I like how it will sit at the bottom corner- something I spent over an hour trying to get the Vista clock to do!""Very helpfull advise. Finally I think I can setup a camera for remote viewing.""Great tutorial, i finaly understand this whole Rewrite thing. Thanks!""Hey cor, thanks very much … ur a wizard""This program is great. I love the unconventional flexibility.""This website rulez.""Very nice article, and very well-written! The part I was looking for is the inheritance, and lo and behold, it's right here!""I thought I was looking at WEEKS to convert all my palettes from PaintShop Pro to the Gimp. After some googling I found this thing! THANK YOU! Job done in minutes!!"