"re:yr explanation of port forwarding. very concise and to the point...excellent!"
 
This is the front page. Here I will explain, roughly, what's going on. This is me..

an image of cor, slightly younger

I have to admit, that picture was taken some time ago. Note my T-Shirt's fine colour scheme.

I am cor, and when I have a mind to, I share bits of my work right here; my digital home. Much of it is hidden and you'll probably never see it - just as well. Some of it gets so popular I have to switch off the comments machine to get peace. Google sees all, even if you don't. I have a search engine of my own, too, more local, to really pin things down, if you need that, or just want to nose around. The toolbar at the top is your friend.

Like most of the back-end code here, corzoogle is available for download, and has a wee area of its own, to entice you to offer financial support to my work (pfff), though like everything else here, you can also grab it for free, have fun! And please do RTFM.

Note: I don't do ads, link-exchanges, banners, spam, or any of that shite; don't even ask. I WILL NOT LINK EXCHANGE! (I had to make that clear - if there's a link on here, it's because I personally think it's worth sharing). If you are in this world only for money, you might as well just fuc- actually, hunt around; I have something for you.

In fact, I pretty much have something for everyone, somewhere, if you could only find it in the maze. There's a running joke with the toolbar at the top (I decided on a 'serv' button, see!) - one day I'll complete that, though not today, and you will magically have access to all the goodies, in logical, deep structures, automatically morphing in each chosen area; but all that will involve coding.

When I have a mind to, I do a fair bit of coding; though months sometimes pass when I won't, which explains the copious notes within - I need those, though I do appreciate your warm emails all the same - in truth, I wrote the notes for 'us' from the word go, because passing on what I know is a big part of what I do; you tell me I have a knack for that; and I promise to do as much of it as time allows. As well as the songs, poems, imaging, programs and all the rest. Time is always against us, as well as with us, of course.

I've removed some content, and added loads more. There's upgraded versions and new betas of just about everything on-site, as well as a new windows section. More to come. The distro machine has gone all xhtml, at last, see it is working away here, providing all the back-end download services, embedded download menus, code highlighting and such, as well as its own cute heirarchal menus, of course. A beta is available from the /engine. corzoogle followed closely after, and both those areas of the site have also been brought up to standard.

By the way; the OSX section will probably never get a face-lift, because I don't have a Mac any more, and could possibly screw things up for its target audience without realizing. That would be bad. Sure, theoretically, creating standards-compliant web code should be enough; but as any web developer will tell you, that's sadly not the case in the real world. Of course, if you want to donate me a nice fast Mac, I might think differently about all this.

That's about it for the front page, for now. Almost no one ever reads this far, well done! You must like reading. Good. You could have some fun here. If you are meant to find a thing, you surely will, eventually. It's all about getting the right search terms, I guess. As well as guess, I also surmise, debate, conclude, and practice lots of other illusionary ploys, as well as plain rant; in my blog. And when I'm not making a fool of myself there, I can usually to be found doing slightly less silly stuff in my devblog.

Note: checksum, my new Windows SHA1 & MD5 hashing utility, has now entered public beta. You can download it, at last! Thanks for all the mails!

If you need to contact me, check out the contact page. It also tells you about other ways to get $hit to me, as well as my mail address and what-not. My inbox, while still the most efficient means of contacting me, can occasionally become a mountain, which has been known to be bull-dozed on a whim. If it's really important, I figure you'll mail me back, and with feeling this time!

Remember, if you are mailing, you will need to compose a mail that can somehow elude my three hungree shit-list daemons, if you can. As well as employing numerous artificially intelligent semantical definition engines, I just plain banned 90% of the English language from my inbox. As nmap says (because it's a technical term), Good Luck!

for now..

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