Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
WAP TestGot a new WAP portal, makes my Peecee buzz, I fire it up to get dit-dit-zzzzzzzzz. I'm searching for the nearest KFC, by postcode, - it's a test: there's one over the road. The moniter starts to quivver, Think what's happenin to my brain. It's taking all day, the real internet's the same. Cor, April 2001
So that's words.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal (that's four mouths now!), pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratetully received. Though donations of under a quid get laughed at. I mean seriously, five pence?
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"After reading this page I thought no way checksum could live up to all your hype. but it does! Way to go!""Hi there, first I'd like to say what a helpful site this is. I had no idea what to do but now I can set up port forwarding etc easily.""Great page - thank you for all your hard work putting what you have found up on the web.""I really love this tool, makes working with ffmpeg so much easier!""WOW excellent site.""Cor, Thanks for this site, u are a god in my eyes. Now that i have buttered you up can i ask a favour of you.""Great info, well laid out on nice looking pages - good job!""I am facinated by this page. its a glimpse of a whole new world.""BIG Well done and Big thanks! A minefield of information, been on this sight loads of times and found it very helpfull! Keep up the good work, cheers!""This website has been running for years now, with Cor giving feedback to those who have questions about his software and those requesting features. Not many commercial companies give that level of support""checksum really is great software and I highly recommend it.""It's a great site here.. Im learning loads here too. Corz has created a goldmine :)""Amazing images cor! You're on the cutting edge of a whole new way of imaging - pure genius.""Ugh! I LOVE this program!""I just want to thank you for taking the time to write this guide. It has helped me alot, very good work keep it up.""Fuckin dynamite tips mate, im running at least 5 times faster with bittorrent! Much appreciated""This site kicks ass!""Awesome tool - truly awesome!""Nice script, thank you! I love all your funny comments in the script too... especially the things you would accept as tokens of gratitude""You should explore the site, there's TONS of stuff to learn.""Excellent write up - this was exactly what I was looking for. Great work.""Great site! I'm learning.""Thanks cor for all the help. Fantastic.""This is a great resource!""what a great xmas present finding this site was.""re:yr explanation of port forwarding. very concise and to the point...excellent!"