Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
Stupid ProblemsLosing momentous extremes, bring myself in-line, almost the mother of an idea, almost the father, never the sons- forcing spiritual thought through a straw- higher reasoning stupid daytime problems. Doing okay, man. Things like that spring to mind, flipped into backstroke in a sea of yellow, sea of red - lap my ankles, thoughts to tread on. Uncle! Gotta keep your head on. Aunty Myriad's prop-speak speaks dead tongues, the dead sea of toes, clothes for feet, props for hair. You'll guess that I'm bobbing now, gasping for air. You will perhaps also spot the eroneous belief in my own thought, passing this beautiful stuff through my personal wiring, exploding, like a peach through a sieve. Cor, Feb 2001
So that's words, then.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal, pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratetully received (though after PayPal's cut, I'm not sure exactly how much that would be! But hey! Thanks anyway! ;o)
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"Interesting & informative site, thank goodness, the BT info is cr*p.""Finally, FINALLY, I've managed to get NAT problem sorted with P2P client! Thanks a quadzillion!""Just got a Voyager 205 router, and just found your site FANTASTIC & WELL DONE!""Thanks cor for all the help. Fantastic.""thanks for the script! Great job!""Fantastic writeup! Far more helpful than the moronic BT "technicians" I've had to speak to for the last couple of days.""Informative and simple, awesome guide, thank you.""checksum really is great software and I highly recommend it.""Hey, ABSOLUTELY AWESOME SITE MATE!!!!!!!!!!! Helped me out tons!""Thank you very much.. Finaly an understandable tutorial on .htaccess and Rewrite!""I want to congratulate the maker of this site as it has been a lifesaver over the past few weeks.""Great great reading, i have gone through it all :P picked out the best bits and now have 24 pages of stuff to do when i get home :P""Thanks a lot Cor your article was super helpful!""Thanks for the config file!!! I have uploaded it and its all workin great. WinMX is blazin hot :) Couldn't have done it without you. You're a star!! Happy days!""This is a great resource!""Top notch advice mate!""Thanks for sharing your knowledge with us.""I really love this tool, makes working with ffmpeg so much easier!""WoW. thanx for your knowledge. Great to see peeps who take the time and effort to present all this and make the site available for free. truely great.""Thank you SO much. I can't believe it was that easy!""I want to thank you for your great programs, they save me so much time!!""You are now officially my Broadband Guru""Seriously useful site. Nice one!""Cor, thanks very much for the help. I am so glad I came across this site. … you have been a saviour!""Thanks again, this really is Fastlane stuff and my ISP "Technical" support line quite simply are a bunch of navel gazers in a cul-de-sac by comparison.""I think that finally finding this site could be a gods send for me."