Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
Speakerfone ProtocolSpeakerfone Protocol. It wouldn't do at all to change it, like some would-be-Korea hungry for publicity, at any cost. It's easy enough to change a company name, he says drop right back into society like this; the guarantee slip just keeps on hopping.. I'll put you through, Miss.. And after a brief pause, continue shopping. I lift the receiver up and there you are at my ear. Press a button and there you are on the table, gotta love that, following the training on up the chain. The instructions sound the same either way, get up, get up, and so I get up, some trouble coming, check the knees, check the ankles, okay, bring it, I'm as ready as I'll ever be. Cor, 2010-8-7
So that's words, then.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I create all sorts of things. Images,
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
I'm continually bathed in, fascinated by these things..
With more or less success, I capture the notes I hear around me, into forms you can en-joy. I sing, too. And bang things. Free MP3s come and go, sometimes in piles, and sometimes only for a day or two, as is my wont. Help yourself.
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal, pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratetully received (though after PayPal's cut, I'm not sure exactly how much that would be! But hey! Thanks anyway! ;o)
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"Thanks a lot Cor your article was super helpful!""This site kicks ass!""Truely brilliant site.""Hi, I was looking for a simple solution to count how many times a file is downloaded and found your distro machine. It's perfect.""I just want to thank you for taking the time to write this guide. It has helped me alot, very good work keep it up.""Cor, your page is full of awesome advice that i'd never have known, thanks for that.""Thanks for the great tut, it's helped me out a few times and I been back 3 or 4 times... So far hasn't been anything I couldn't tackle.""WoW. thanx for your knowledge. Great to see peeps who take the time and effort to present all this and make the site available for free. truely great.""Well as a newbie i at first found it all quite daunting hey but I just followed your commands and bingo""I'll be hanging round =) always learn something new when i come here.""Very nice article, and very well-written! The part I was looking for is the inheritance, and lo and behold, it's right here!""great tute really helped me out. thanks again""I've been referencing your website for several months now and just love it.""Nice script, thank you! I love all your funny comments in the script too... especially the things you would accept as tokens of gratitude""Excellent write up - this was exactly what I was looking for. Great work.""thanks, what a great guide!""Gee I am glad I found this...""Firstly i would like to say top site""I'm still amazed there are kind people like yourself on the internet that are willing to offer your knowledge for free.""Thank you very much.. Finaly an understandable tutorial on .htaccess and Rewrite!""Absolutely brilliant site.""First of all a really big thankyou to the people who have made this site such a great resource.""Thanks for everything, you've been awesome.""Thanks you guys I have been saved because of you this helped me so much""Great great reading, i have gone through it all :P picked out the best bits and now have 24 pages of stuff to do when i get home :P""Much more useful than anything provided by BT."