Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
Building SiteMost of my work involved a gun: TE72, with respect. The awesome power of it. Spun like a dragon might turn, on your unannounced arrival - arcs his long tail about you like a scythe - mutilates before the flame even hits you. You do not fuck around with a TE72. I learned this the hard way, twice. The first in foundations, exposing meshing, the beast on full hammer, dug a little too far, to a deep black stone that must have been diamond's distant cousin, sent me a hot steel point, unsheathing the soft, essential components of my forearm. My finger's still scarred from its frantic removal. I could only reveal a fraction of the boulder. The second he was spinning, me - re-routing another architectural fuck-up. Heating-ducts or some shite. We'd lowered the floor into perfect position, but the plans for this section had been drawn without first removing the underlying beermat. Mesh again. Two layers, me - navigating all this at God-knows RPM to zero in two milliseconds .The first - opened my eyes wide - the second - just let go. Cor, 2001
So that's words.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal (that's four mouths now!), pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratetully received. Though donations of under a quid get laughed at. I mean seriously, five pence?
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
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"I just want to thank you for taking the time to write this guide. It has helped me alot, very good work keep it up.""I just installed checksum, and this program is awesome. I really like the approach, it's contrary to most windows developers out there.""Hey cor, thanks very much … ur a wizard""Read the whole thread - superb work!""I've been visiting this page lately as I'm figuring out/experimenting on some of the topics you have tackled and honestly you've done a great job!""Hi, first want to say i love the site, loads of useful stuff.""Hey I like your page and thanks for the useful and straight forward explanation...I'll be back!""Finally, FINALLY, I've managed to get NAT problem sorted with P2P client! Thanks a quadzillion!""Firstly i would like to say top site""This was great...I'm just trying to teach myself all about my P.C & related stuff like using Limewire etc & this was so easy to understand, so Thanks""This site is so much appreciated..My 205 would be smashed by now if it wasnt for you lol!!""Checksum is fantastic in it's "intelligence".""*LOVE* Checksum for Windows... good & brilliant work - Many thanks""Hi Cor, love the site very helpful and useful!!""Firstly great site, its one of the only sites i find easy to follow on these types of subjects.""most impressed with your work on hacking the voyager 205""Excellent stuff! I always dreaded having change anything on the 205, this is well easy. Thanks!""I want to congratulate the maker of this site as it has been a lifesaver over the past few weeks.""Hey man, thanks for the advice! Nice write-up.""Top notch advice mate!""This is a great resource!""This is truly a wonderful & informative site.""I love all the stuff you've done.""BIG Well done and Big thanks! A minefield of information, been on this sight loads of times and found it very helpfull! Keep up the good work, cheers!""THANK YOU VERY MUCH WHOEVER YOU WERE""Amazing!"