Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
WAP TestGot a new WAP portal, makes my Peecee buzz, I fire it up to get dit-dit-zzzzzzzzz. I'm searching for the nearest KFC, by postcode, - it's a test: there's one over the road. The moniter starts to quivver, Think what's happenin to my brain. It's taking all day, the real internet's the same. Cor, April 2001
So that's words.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal (that's four mouths now!), pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratefully received. Though donations of under a quid get laughed at. I mean seriously, five pence?
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"Hey Cor, I don't have any question to bother you, but I couldn't help dropping a line to tell how how much I've laughed reading your answers to those i-am-a-webmasta guys. Very nice article.""Great site i would of given up a long time ago if this place wasn't here.""You are now officially my Broadband Guru""WoW. thanx for your knowledge. Great to see peeps who take the time and effort to present all this and make the site available for free. truely great.""Informative and simple, awesome guide, thank you.""Cor… Glad I found your page!!! What an insight, it's got me back into programming again…""excellent site, many thanks and kudos to you, after reading this page i solved all my connection probs""BIG Well done and Big thanks! A minefield of information, been on this sight loads of times and found it very helpfull! Keep up the good work, cheers!""way to go! saved me hours!!!""AMAZING Software! I've been using it for weeks and it's way better than anything else for hashing.""Hi Cor just found the site and it's brilliant.""Thanks a lot Cor your article was super helpful!""Hi there, Im really impressed with the help and must thank you for the effort you must have put into it.""Great stuff on this site, immensely helpful.""First of all, thanks a lot for bringing out this guide. It is just excellent.""I cant tell you how thankful I am to people like you. I was ready to throw this voyager router in the bin, with no explenation for my sister who has had internet problems for over 1 year. Now she is all setup with everything she needs.""Just wanted to say thanky you for this information, its an absolute gold mine.""Awesome tool - truly awesome!""Excellent write up - this was exactly what I was looking for. Great work.""Amazing images cor! You're on the cutting edge of a whole new way of imaging - pure genius.""Great site! I'm learning.""thanx for a fantastic site.""Checksum is fantastic in it's "intelligence".""Thanks alot you've been alot more help than the other web site's cheers""Hi, first want to say i love the site, loads of useful stuff.""Very nice job, I will use it on my site."