Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
QuitsGot to be honest, it's time to move on. This job'll kill me before it's done. Like the Boss-man, who began this year by carrying a dead man, his head half-hanging, from a hit-and-run to the grass verge. You need to sit down, I says, Like really sit down. Think. But Naaah! Now lies doubled-up with Specialists doing shifts. They'll never fix that back of his. But he may. That very same morning I delivered a bed, tripped over a dead woman instead, right there on the stair. They reckoned she'd tripped the night before; that and the cold air. But she must have been ninety if a day. Cor, 2000
So that's words.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal (that's four mouths now!), pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratefully received. Though donations of under a quid get laughed at. I mean seriously, five pence?
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"way to go! saved me hours!!!""great program, I'd started writing my own after having the same problems as you, but I don't need to now I know about yours""Thanks Corz, wow, I think your "right on target" once again.""Yes, good work! I've just been testing checksum out on my archive, very impressed.""Thanks for that awesome tool. It's doing all I've been searching for for years..""I've been visiting this page lately as I'm figuring out/experimenting on some of the topics you have tackled and honestly you've done a great job!""I cant tell you how thankful I am to people like you. I was ready to throw this voyager router in the bin, with no explenation for my sister who has had internet problems for over 1 year. Now she is all setup with everything she needs.""Your site Rocks man, keep up the good work. Cheers.""First, let me tell you Cor that I simply love checksum!!!""…running through the initial setup steps on the site, it works like a charm. Thank you so much.""Downloaded it, Tested it, Love it!""Hey Cor, I don't have any question to bother you, but I couldn't help dropping a line to tell how how much I've laughed reading your answers to those i-am-a-webmasta guys. Very nice article.""Firstly great site, its one of the only sites i find easy to follow on these types of subjects.""Thanks man the problem is now sorted out :) :) thank you so much. Now the files are working just fine.""Very useful information for web developers.""Many thanks for your great site, incidentally - nothing like it!""most impressed with your work on hacking the voyager 205""Truely brilliant site.""Ugh! I LOVE this program!""Man, Cor, THANKS SO MUCH! Like I said I've been slaving away the past few days trying to figure it out, scoured SMF & Joomla forums all over... and you answered it with one post.""Thanks again, this really is Fastlane stuff and my ISP "Technical" support line quite simply are a bunch of navel gazers in a cul-de-sac by comparison.""Hi Cor just found the site and it's brilliant.""Okay now that I've read this whole page I'm even more lost than I started.""Thanks! You are awesome!""Great great reading, i have gone through it all :P picked out the best bits and now have 24 pages of stuff to do when i get home :P""I'll be hanging round =) always learn something new when i come here."