I am Cor
and this is what I do..
Neighbours got a trampoline,
like a wee Disneyland, where
you can throw yersel up in the air,
attract visitors. Boing!
No such thing as perfect peace,
and if there ever was it got diseased,
incessant din inventing centuries.
Everything has a noise. Potentially.
There is good noise, and there is bad noise.
The bouncing, boing, the kids squeal, the
laughter, and bumps, bruises, tears,
these are good noises.
Not Ghetto-blasters, though.
Cor, Jun 2008
So that's words
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
Favoured by Russian hackers and housewives alike, and maybe you. It's peace of mind, with a click.
With unpatented MATOF™ technology. And full source code, so you can see.
I create all sorts of things. Images,
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
I'm continually bathed in, fascinated by these things..
..amazed by what you can do with only Twelve of them.
With more or less success, I capture the notes I hear around me, into forms you can en-joy. I sing, too. And bang things. Free MP3s come and go, sometimes in piles, and sometimes only for a day or two, as is my wont. Help yourself.
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech
check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks
. Hey, if you make web sites, why not grab some groovy Website Spare Parts™
while you're at it! All free..
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or an authentication system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole; or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened
to move, even fixing your broken image links on-the-fly; or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site!
..just some of the highlights. And I mentioned they are all free, right?
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial
on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here. And most are as easy to get to, as they are to understand.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function up top is handy for that, I find.
kicking around somewhere, for fun
. And much more..
Yes, it's a marketing nightmare!
Fortunately, no one has to pay anything.
Though it would be a real help to me if you did..
Either way, people do say
lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"Great info been really helpful trying to get a handle on rewrite/redirects."
"Cor i love you! (In a manly way of course) Im XLink Kai on-line and i got green light for torrents...i owe you :-)"
"I think your site is great, no other like it on the web that i have found"
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH WHOEVER YOU WERE"
"thanx for a fantastic site."
"Hi firstly this is a top site!!"
"I want to congratulate the maker of this site as it has been a lifesaver over the past few weeks."
"Okay now that I've read this whole page I'm even more lost than I started."
"Just wanted to say thanky you for this information, its an absolute gold mine."
"Well as a newbie i at first found it all quite daunting hey but I just followed your commands and bingo"
"Ugh! I LOVE this program!"
"Excellent explanations of htaccess, especially to someone like me who hasn't a clue!"
"Thank you for this fine contribtion on the internet."
"Hi cor great site wud be completly lost without it…"
"Thanks Corz, wow, I think your "right on target" once again."
"Thank you very much for your patience."
"Very nice job, I will use it on my site."
"I think that finally finding this site could be a gods send for me."
"way to go! saved me hours!!!"
"great tute really helped me out. thanks again"
"Thanks! I like how it will sit at the bottom corner- something I spent over an hour trying to get the Vista clock to do!"
"I thought I was looking at WEEKS to convert all my palettes from PaintShop Pro to the Gimp. After some googling I found this thing! THANK YOU! Job done in minutes!!"
"Very useful information for web developers."
"Thanks for the great tut, it's helped me out a few times and I been back 3 or 4 times... So far hasn't been anything I couldn't tackle."