cor's contact page

subscribe to odd mailings..

Of course I wont sell or distribute your email address, feel free to give me your personal one, many do. I don't mail every day, not even every month, but hey! it's me! whatever it is, you know it'll be worth a scan, not tossed-off like those penis-enlargement ads often are. I'll let you know about major updates, probably other stuff.

This doesn't actually exist yet, but when it does, it'll be cool! guaranteed!

Subscribing to my blog shows character, give http://corz.org/blog/rdf.php to any news aggregator, you'll get my headlines as and when, along with a choice of maybe three zillion other feeds out there. I remember before news aggregators" we'll tell our grandchildren, and they'll say "NO WAY!!", and we'll say "WAY!" and they'll say "NO WAY!!" again, except louder, because it's a game for them now, and they'll probably teach it to their grandchildren as "the days before news aggregators game" and they'll belly-laugh at the nonesense of it, and you'll say "no, it's true, folk would click away all day loading Whole Pages of stuff!", and that evolves into the "whole pages of stuff" game, and, you get the idea. email address, and with feeling..

send a regular email

A same-day reply is rare, though I do try and answer all my mail, at least the one's that don't promise to improve the size of my "manhood". using words like "viagra" will find your email instantly shit-listed, in which case I may not see it for weeks, if at all. Also note, if you use a @hotmail.com or @yahoo.com or similar email address, it could well be weeks before I see it.

chat..

If you want to chat with me, try IRC..

note: if you need to get my attention and it looks like I'm there (ie. my nick is not "cor-away" or something), you can use "cor!" (no quotes), but please, don't abuse it; it is very loud.

site-chat

That mad old site-chat is still around, crazy foreigners seem to enjoy it..

upload..

If you like, you can upload stuff to me. it gets transferred to a top-secret area on arrival, and you may want to email me about it.

If it's a small thing, you can upload it right here..

upload a file (10MB max) ..

If you want to upload something large, or you will need to resume, or something like that, you'll probably want to login to my workshop's FTP server. There's a lot more space, for starters, but it's not always available to the public.

note: files cannot be viewed or downloaded by others, only I will see them.

you can help..

If you've gotten something out of this place, and want to give back, there are loads of things you can do, like..

send money; any hardware, especially big SATA hard drives; hardy boots, size-UK9½-10-ish; quantities of Tahini; blank DVD's/CD's; inkjet ink (good stuff); mung-beans in any quantity; a copy of the best photograph you've ever taken; fiction or poetry/prose that you've written yourself (in fact anything you've created); free registration for a piece of your own software; interesting stones that you've found; guitar strings; any musical instument at all, especially hand-drums; large pieces of paper or card in any quantity; fine spirits; yeast extract (any brand except Vegemite); a solid piece of shiny metal with a classic or interesting shape (the heavier the better); paint of any type or colour; RG13 watch batteries; interesting recipes for bean-sprouts; essential oils, particularly woody low notes; a phototron unit; large expanses of plain fabrics, an colour; original jazz recordings; a copy of "amusements for invalids" or "the book of leatherwork" by Mary Woodman, published by Foulsham's utility library when books cost two shillings and sixpence - I've just got to see the book that is advertised "The Book Of Leatherwork: The latest fascinating and profitable pastime. How to make dainty and useful articles for yourself and your friends, or for sale to buyers of leatherwork." wow! ; erm.. black ink of any type or quality; perfectly symetrical pieces of wood (preferably hardwood); any "Meg and Mog" book; very large lumps of blu-tack; original instructions for a toy that have been translated from a far eastern language, if you personaly find them very funny; a set of needle-files; absolutely anything from the Wholistic Research Company, especially a good water distiller; a large bottle of Lea&Perrins, a G5 mac; och, there's loads more stuff I could be doing with. As a smart shareware author once wrote "send either one dollar or one million dollars, whichever you can afford".

If you want to send something physical, mail me for my postal address.

There's a PayPal button up in the top-right of this page. You can click that.

I am also particularly keen to acquire (by barter, trade, favour, donation, or any other means) ..

DDR Ram - large fast chips!
A decent colour printer - with large (or external) ink tank.
A 35mm negative scanner.
An audio mixer, anything quiet with 4+ channels, maybe USB.
A copy of Baba Barata's "Raja Yoga" [attributed to Yogi Ramacharaka].

Anyone?