This week's TV recommendation...

I *finally* got around to watching Hacks.

I'd been storing it because I suspected I would want to binge (the episodes are a half hour (after removing US advert, which someone thankfully did) and it stars Jean Smart, whom I love, as an actress as well as an object of sexual desire) when I noticed season two was dropping. FFS!

Holy Fucking Shit. This is the only TV show in years where I laughed out loud (multiple times) and cried in the same episode (not every episode, but a couple).

Some actors you can trust. They only do shit they know you will enjoy, because they care. Jean is one such actor.

Anyways, curl up with the missus in front of some unforgettable shit, or don't. Just saying, that's a great TV show there.

And in the Golden Age of Television, that's saying something.

;o)

MädchenTreppeStilltBaldJetzt. Or something.

I am proud of my kids.

But I am more proud when they display some characteristic which I myself am proud to display; meaning I managed to pass it on.

Maybe the Germans have a word for this1.

;o)

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1. It is a well-known fact that Germans have a word for everything, as this is more efficient.

For example, I once bumped into my neighbour, physically; and knocked a bottle of milk from her hand. It smashed on the steps and spilled over the edge of the landing. A young woman was manouvering a pram up the stairs backwards by herself at the time. She saw the milk and immediately thought of her young baby who would soon need fed.

The German word for this is MädchenTreppeStilltBaldJetzt. Probably.

Magick. Oh shit.

Reading my last entry I remember something I use a lot but haven't put down (the technique) anywhere.

Erm; scenario: I am about to fall asleep. I have a "brilliant" idea. What to do with it? Get up and write it down? Fuck no. I'm going to sleep. Or drunk. Or both.

Of course you kids will say, pick up the phone say "record this", or whatever.

But what if your phone is out of reach? This works..

Get the idea formed in your mind then touch a thing. A pen is good. Move the idea from your brain to the pen (or any object you will again touch). You do this with your mind, of course.

The next time you touch that thing the idea will flood back into your brain. Have a dictating device ready beforehand.

Simple.

;o)

more obvious shit..

Yes, it's my night off. No kids.

Okay, so this is the answer to that recurring question, "where will I put this new thing?", referring to some item which has entered the home, most likely procured from a shop.

Ooooh, this is KonMari-in-reverse, for engineers. It goes like this.. Oh wait, I already told you everything you need. If it wasn't utterly apparent, let us here plant a flag; a marker for your aging brain. Or pay attention..

IN [pause] THE [pause] FUTURE [pause] when I go looking for this thing, I'll be asking myself, "where would I put it?", you know, "me", "that" guy. Where would he put such a thing. Tell you what; THAT is where I will put it. Do it now.

And yeah OKAY MARIE if I don't use it again within the next *cough* months I'll throw it into the universal-spin-cycle. Fo sho. Meanwhile it Goes HERE.

As in right there.

;o)

Stop doing that stoopid shit..

I have maybe ten apps1 running and I want to get to my browser (so I can do Ctrl+T - type search term - {Enter}). My hands are at the keyboard.

I have a number of options, of course, including grabbing the mouse, which I'd rather not. Alt-Tab feels comfortable, but involves maybe (how many did I say?) TEN actions (okay, five tops as you would see where your app was and add a shift key to go the other way; right? But still..).

Of course, on Windows one can simply do Win+{insert numeric place in taskbar}, e.g..

  Win+22.

Thing is, even after you realise this handy time-saving facility exists and could save you weeks of lifetime, you do not use it. Why? Force of habit + laziness, is why.

Ouch! Yes, there is a point between the two things; tiny at first; where we can force ourselves in, like raindrops splitting a mountain, widening the gap, pushing the old habit out and the new one in.

Force of habit has us doing it the old way at first. By the time we notice we're done; such is the speed of the body. Then laziness kicks in. Or not. That's our choice. I have observed only a small sample, but they almost to a one continue to do things the slow way even when they know it's the slow way.

Even when you prick yourself deeply in the fleshy part of the palm with a thumbtack for each Alt-Tab error it takes weeks. Muscle memory, see.

Re-training that shit takes time and mental effort; discipline; a thing rarely trained into the young. Even my own young. Best not to train the wrong way to begin with; if possible, I suppose. Otherwise good luck! Re-training muscle memory isn't easy. But it is doable.

Many techniques work; use whatever comes to mind. It's never too late; simply rewind back to the moment before the action; do it again, the right way this time. It's an investment of time quickly repaid; suiting a particular personality.

Others need to catch themselves in the act, so to speak.

;o)

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1. *sigh* I these days call a program that has a visible presence an "app" and everything else a "program". Saves on confusion.

2. In case I didn't make this clear enough; in Windows, the order of the apps on your taskbar corresponds to Win+{Number} to launch or activate that app. It blows my mind how many people do not realise this and Alt-Tab-tab-tab-tab weeks of their potential life away. For mousers it's months.

If this doesn't work on your system because your Function keys are mapped in the BIOS to "media" keys then well, damn you to hell for breaking your operating system. Get to the BIOS and fix that shit!

AI, oh aye.

One thing about living through all this zero-to-one (70s to 20s) tech business is the appreciation of what AI is. And more importantly; isn't.

Example; for at least two decades I've been waiting for software to pay attention to what I'm doing. And it's still not doing it. Why not?

What? When I hit "Esc" after repeating some task three times unsuccessfully. That is recorded exactly nowhere. And actioned never. This bothers me. We (humans) are better than that. Aren't we?

Actually scrub that. We are not. Humans, I mean. Better than that I mean. We are not. Which is why it hasn't happened en-masse; I guess.

Sure, there is software "out there" which has some of these qualities, but it hasn't been released to you - the public. At least mine hasn't. Well, maybe checksum, some. And I still don't see anything remotely clever going on in that space which should by now be clever. But isn't.

Alt+F4 means something. "huifhy78e3r4huy78oe w3r4h783fr5dgfrdsvgfzcdvf4ghuy8 sewgfr5hu7i8pe fr54whu798pf4rhu798p", does not. Why not?

When I slam both hands on my keyboard repeatedly for three whole seconds, why isn't the software registering hundreds of nonsensical key clicks? Simply, because no one told it to.

As more than one person has pointed out to me: humans are shit. Not a sentiment I agree with entirely; but I dig it; shit happens and you think, "if I were the person in charge of shit happening there I would make shit happen like this, and fuck me not like that".

Or something like that. Not being in control, even though you paid for a licence (or license, if you are in the USA) is no fun.

Be careful what you personify. We actually accept the fact that the entity on the other end is not human, but being a collective sort of humanness, is actually good enough. Even when it is plain wrong. Which it most often is; especially when used outside pure archive research accumulation.

Basically nothing scares me. Even this shit doesn't scare me. But I do think, "Fuck me, what sort of world have I brought kids in to?". If the digital world can be 100% created, and our kids spend 90% of their free time in the digital world, erm, well the Mathematics is only justifiable FOR $CIENCE!

Their little brains will simply be different from us oldies. This is now fact. In a tiny slice of time we have reshaped the human brain; not with enlightened discourse and vital experience, but with Hary Potter and Peppa Pig and whatever else you fed them.

Welcome to the grand experiment. As adults you could not resist the exquisite kid's- pastime on offer, better than any auto-rocker, and as kids the irresistible tap-tap their way into mental oblivion, you can at least be safe in the knowledge that you "didn't know". The data will take time to filter in, but they will say this:

Screen Time == Bad.

They need enough that they know how to fluidly operate the latest systems, but not so much that they will prefer it over real-life activity.

When they start to slip into the latter category, you gently shift them back1. Simple.

Or else leave them to it and continue with your "work". Please do let me know how that goes.

So it's about quality. They have X amount of time on their device. We want them to learn. We want them to have "fun". But above all, we want peace, right? Bring on the AI ...

I get requests from Google Play Store. THIS kid wants to install THIS app; YES/NO. Mostly it's games. And mostly they are shit games which I deny; after having researched said game. Once in a while I get an oddball request from my youngest, like..

AI Chat Assistant

Erm. No. Hardeny. I instead make a note to spend more time talking with my youngest. I thought we did heaps of that. But the data say it's not enough. So of course I adapt.

Not that I am 100% against my children communicating with AI. But my youngest hasn't yet learned the distinction between AI and human. And even if they had; they are too young to resist the allure of the realistic-like interactions AI can provide.

I spent almost an hour with it recently. Attempting to coax any sign of intelligence. Still nothing. I try this every year. For years now. The best LLM isn't fit to clean an ant's boots. And ants (who may be even smarter than we are; I'm not certain yet) don't even wear boots.

Regardless; pandora's box has been opened. My eldest chose to stay inside the parental controls after turning 13. Legally, he could have opted out, but didn't. Can I phrase this yet another way? I feel like I'm talking to AI, or trying to survive some translate mechanism; what I am saying is, I am trusted over AI.

Or, more than AI; to moderate the input, to regulate the feed. The data say scary and I am the force that lies between there and here. So I stand, like some knight, at the gateway between reality and all that shit, a parry, a block. Hard work.

I have from now until they are eighteen.

;o)

ps. I apologise for the full stops where there should be commas, but I have been working with stable diffusion for a straight week.

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By spending more time doing real-world activities with them, of course

Stardom

Make no mistake. I could have been bigger than The Beatles.

Who were in turn, as John Lennon said, bigger than Jesus*.

Way bigger than Bowie, who filled space on albums sometimes just to fill space (on Albums). I wouldn't do that to you. I'm way bigger than that. Like an iceberg, though.

As a kid I would do things; anything; and folk would say, "Hey, you could be doing THAT!", which was by some internal extrapolation, supposed to entice me along a path of their collective choosing, or some shit. In other words; fame.

Oh hey! Bowie did a song about that. Or was that fashion? I forget …

It just kept coming for me. Whatever I did people wanted to applaud, then share, then more applause and you get the picture. I DO NOT WANT THIS***.

Everyone first assumes that others share their values, I suppose. And that's when most people are opening their mouths, speaking; so that's what you get. When was the last time you got a letter along the lines of...

Dear <You>,

When we last spoke, at <whenever event>, I said that maybe you should <insert any damned thing> but I realise now that I was so very wrong.

That's just what *I* would do! I totally respect that you are not me and you should do whatever you damned well like, regardless of how it rubs against my sensibilities.

I'm so sorry. You go!

Or a text. Or call. Or them saying something like that to your actual face?

You may argue; hey! religious types don't admit they are wrong because they totally believe they are right. That's how powerful belief is! Or, Hey! Scientists are always admitting they are wrong and moving with the data. That's how fucking groovy scientists are.

I don't dispute either of these facts, but instead steer you around to this simple reality:

I am not you.

Yes, the whole universe is within a drop of water and DNA continually contains your entirety and beyond and we share those bonds, BUT: I AM NOT YOU.

The lack of decent basic philosophy in "developed world" school is criminal (look it up). I think of all the children who struggle to think, and it brings me to tears. There is a lot to consider this century. You would think they would equip the youth. Nope.

Instead they devote time to Mindfulness bullshit multi-faith appreciation. WTF! You can't appreciate *anything* until you get your head straight. Childhood is about that. THEN you get to dig the diversity4.

I don't practice religion. At least, I don't practice *your* religion. Whatever it is. On this subject I have firm beliefs, built from a lifetime of real experience. But in my parenting I have one goal: Keep them an open mind.

I hope my kids are smarter than me. One DEFINITELY is! Good. They can pick up on where my feeble brain leaves off. But not by my training. I do basics; logic, language, physics, math. I don't mess with advanced topics unless it's a by-product of some natural wonder; of which there are daily many.

Note I say, I "try". My own perspective is woven into every word, so I don't imagine them immune from the me of it. But I hope that when I'm done there's balance. For sure; when I notice myself focusing along a line or veering into propaganda, I make the opportunity to attempt a balancing myself; presenting an opposite view; nomatter how ridiculous.

Everyone fucks up their kids. It's a question of how much and in what way. Good parents try to minimize the damage. Even reverse it, while there's time for quick reversals.

Do you really want to be famous? A good question to ask yourself before you hop along that path.

Even better to be the sort of person who *should* have been famous5. You walk along the street at night and random folks call you out, point at you, hug you, but actually don't know you. So long as there's free booze and Dube and the rest, how can you complain? You also get that with fame. x 10. But are these the most important things to you?

Before diving into anything, it's definitely worth considering *all* the possibilities. Fame sounds good. But few are truly up for it. Riches is great; if you do it ethically and under the radar. In this world absolutely anything is possible for any individual. What you want; there is already a manual. But what do you actually want?

In the dramas in my mind, the eventualities and possibilities of things (with children on-board), I weighed up easy jet travel, scuba-diving, great seats at restaurants, constant adoration from anyone withing six feet, and the rest, with; well, basically what I have right now. And for the totally stupid; I got exactly what I wanted.

Restaurants are okay if you have to, but I much prefer to actually cook. There's always jobs for the kids, which are a hoot; ALSO trains them in cooking; which is 100% essential training. Also(3), I'm one of the world's finest chefs. Fact. Ask anyone who's ever dined with me. Ever. I don't need fame, or a TV show or a book or any of that shit. I just want to see the look on my kid's face when their taste buds kick in. Isn't that enough? If not, something else is lacking.

And I know exactly what it feels like to have thousands of people clapping and screaming and crying at you. It's pretty magical, and crazy addictive. But that doesn't mean I want to do it again and again AND AGAIN. I did it. There's more.

This is a fucking crazy world. You can believe and scheme and make any shit happen. And now it's all digital, well, same but with £B attached.

I remember our IRC chatroom back in the day. We would challenge each other to get to the top of Google. If you took a week, you were basically shit-canned. We created shit that you consider standard. Dicks would drop in for advice, which they got, and now they run multi-billion dollar companies. But they are still dicks. And mostly not happy people. Especially Elon. Word.

Things have changed. You can move millions of people to do a stupid thing in minutes. You can't keep up with tech. Stop trying. Never forget: location. Location. LOCATION. Watch where these dicks are POSITIONING themselves right now. This will give you an idea about where they are going. Hint: it's not in your best interests.

So now I'm thinking it might not have been such a bad idea to be bigger than the beatles. At least then I could have thrown a heavy spike into the works. You see the works, right?

No? Och well. We are most definitely fucked.

Unless what's-her-face, hold it's coming, Katie, Kate something. Wait. One second. Erm. Oh Shit! It's on the tip of my tongue. Price! No Spears! No!Nonono wait. ah. eh. HA! RIGHT! WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!

Unless Taylor Swift does something about it.

;o)


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* my Gist being; if you hadn't figured; that each generation has a chance to stand completely on the shoulders of the previous generation and thereby, improve on them.

** Not Hunky Dory, though; which is near-perfect.

*** Which is why I keep fucking with Google. Yes. And yeah, why I quit the band.

4 Don't even think about bringing this around to "race". If that's your bag, fuck off. My kids go to a school where 70% kids have a different skin colour from theirs. Their best friends originate from the other side of the world. This is by design. Young children don't "get" cultural differences; they just enjoy them.

They don't "see" the colour of a person's skin. They see the person. I have never differentiated. I made sure they went to a school that wouldn't differentiate. My eldest sees Wikipedia articles referencing race and they just think "WTF! We used to be barbarians!". I hug them and and tell them that it's okay, humans have moved on since then; a partial truth.

5. On a practical level, this is because their selves in other dimensional realities see you as the famous person you chose to be in their reality. Their first instinct is to think "HOLY SHIT! IT'S <you>". It takes a while for them to slide back to the reality of now where you are just you. I advise you chat them up between these two time-points.


Get Metric Already.

Water. The basis of almost every living thing.

Alcohol. At back of 90% of existent children.

You probably haven't touched pure alcohol. Good. And you very likely haven't tasted it. "Astringent" would be an understatement. Forget all that touchy-feelie-shite and focus on the Math (or for the uptight, "Maths", aka, "Mathematics", nobend, aka, "knob-end", referring to the outermost extremity of a knob (also known as 'penis', though we are referring to it in the lyrical sense); an already rarely-used and instantly-forgotten part of, erm, what were we convibing?

Oh yeah, alcohol - definitely for adults, no matter how long it takes you to get there, body-wise - and how it's right there doing what all nature is doing except us saying look at amazing me being fucking amazing fucking nature trying to show you you and failing cuz you are, well, you).

We will trail off here, pretending to forget all about alcohol and its universality ...

At precisely zero degrees (0 C ) water freezes (at sea level). At precisely 100 degrees (again, sea-level) water boils. A meter is the distance light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458th of a second. Okay, that's not so easy to measure, but for sure, regardless of where and who you are, you can do it.

These globally-observable phenomena are utilized in the creation of what we enlightened folks call, "The Metric System". Put simply..

HUMAN LIMITS DIVIDED BY 100 (which is a number easily dividable by 10 (which is; hey; fingers)).

I mean ALL humans.

A "foot" is only that for a small minority of earth's population (some white guy hunners of years ago).

Same for an inch (last digit of some white dude's thumb way back in the past).

And so on.

FFS. Wake up America! I am so bored of having to convert to your stupid measurement system. Just Do It! Go Metric.

Sure, some Trump supporters will complain, but you know; they are Trump supporters, so their opinion means precisely nothing.

Absolutely zero.

;o)

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* Ho Ho! That won't work. I know, because I coded this blog. Web 3.0 began here at corz.org, dontcha know. *ahem*

fraction-wit

Someone once said that poetry is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. Idiot.

Poetry is either 99.9999999999999% inspiration and 0.0000000000001 perspiration, or 100% inspiration, maybe spare-time perspiration, of course.

Like I said.

;o)

AMD Wraith Stealth is (maybe) Shit.Arctic freezer III is (definitely) the GOAT.Also, Y'all Ded.

Just that.

If you are thinking, "I won't need to buy a cooler cuz I'll have the Wraith Stealth that comes with my CPU"; maybe think again10. If it came with a Ryzen 3 you should be okay, but if you have something bigger, perhaps not.

I mean this thing..

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I don't need a top-of-the-range CPU, but sometimes I do need to push my CPU7. I have a Ryzen 5600X, which came with aforementioned Wraith Stealth cooler. I thought, "that will do until I can research & acquire a better cooler, then sell it". I should have instead searched for a comparable CPU that came without a cooler. Sorry mother earth, for my foolishness. Now AMD thinks CPU+Shit Cooler is good retail. My bad.

Of course, you can't buy a new 5600X without the wraith cooler. Bummer if that's the CPU you want, which I did.

The Wraith works, so long as you don't push the CPU with anything intensive. Top-tier gaming is fine, as it's mostly a GPU thing; my eldest completed LTOUP1 with no issues and my amateurish jaunts in Red Dead Redemption II and Microsoft Flight Simulator have been smooth sailing/riding/flying.

However, encoding video was a no-no. After a few seconds with ffmpeg+libx265 our CPU went 85-90-94-shutdown. This is obviously bad news for any attached spinning rust. I didn't even bother with (the now ironically named) Prime95; I already knew the result: 95C = total shutdown; same as that dodgy FG installer I tried twice.

Then I got myself an Arctic Liquid Freezer III AOI (All-In-One) Cooler. (insert dreamy underwater music)

I like liquid cooling. It takes me back to the days of pushing Pentium III chips to 1K. I will add, I do not like air cooling. It's ugly, bulky and pricey, for what you get. A decent air cooler takes up all your case (hiding your beautiful build, for those that don't have it hidden) and bends your motherboard out of shape. In 2024 there's no excuse. My God some of those air coolers are ugly!

Modern All-In-One liquid coolers are sleek and beautiful and highly effective. The Wraith Stealth1, on the other hand, should probably never have gotten as far as production. We would be better served if AMD left cooling solutions to the experts.

AMD would argue that "most users" aren't encoding video or whatever other CPU-intensive shit folk get up to. Of course, they may be right. Me, I like to know that whatever task I throw at my system it will simply get on with it. I like space; which always translates to headroom, in any arena.

As for cooling, here are the numbers..

With the Wraith Stealth my CPU idled at 54-56C (diode temperature, in degrees Centigrade (C)) and pushing it hard (a simple ffmpeg x265 transcode) resulted in total shutdown every time (in other words >95C. Usually in under 10 seconds.

Switching to the LF3 my CPU now idles at 34-35C (CPU Package; usually my highest figure). Stressing the CPU (to 100% in CPU-Z), I can hit 52C. These are crazy numbers for any CPU, let alone Ryzen 5.

Ambient temperature is 18C; just where I like it. Case closed.

I mean "case closed" figuratively as well as physically. I thought these Ryzen chips were supposed to run hot? Well, not with modern AIO, that's for sure.

It's been a while since I built a PC. What with the disaster then the pandemic and dem pandemic prices, I struggled along with a business-class ThinkTower thing + laptops + Android devices.. In that time AIO coolers have clearly come a long way.

Also, I used a better thermal paste this time: Arctic MX-6 (Thermal conductivity: 7.5W/mk).

The old stuff:
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  Model: VK-881
  Thermal Conductivity: >1.96 W/m-K
  Thermal Resistance: <0.225° C-in²/W

Yes, it was shit paste. Perhaps I should have cracked open my new tube of MX-44 to do some comparisons before the full upgrade. Maybe the Wraith Stealth isn't as shit as I thought. Now all I can say is that shit paste + stock heatsink = trouble, whereas excellent paste + awesome AIO = bliss. And it is..

The three case fans in my Fractal Pop Mini are barely moving (4-500 rpm on the BIOS detected curves, CPU fans run at around 800rpm) so it's lovely and quiet (and I'm fussy about noise). Even at 100% CPU the case fans run just as slow and the CPU fans barely hit 1K, and are still damn quiet. The noisiest thing in the build is a hard drive (EXOS X16, which fortunately is only used for "storage" and DEFINITELY not for seeding torrents).

This setup has ultra-positive air-pressure (UPAP) with a roughly 4:1 ratio. It's an airy case designed to offer lots of free exhaust, so the fan setup makes the most of this attribute.

One single 120mm (Fractal Design case standard Aspect 12 RGB) exhaust at the back is on its own fan header; in case I ever feel the need to mess with that, which seems unlikely, given these numbers. This fan directs the airflow generally, allowing the individual fans and massive exhaust space to do their thing. The proof is in the pudding. My jaw actually dropped.

Every dust filter is intake; 2 x 120mm (240mm Arctic radiator) at the top plus two more 120mm Fractal case fans at the front. Arctic radiator fans switched around to intake, pulling on the radiator (as they look to be designed that way).

I'll likely pull the plug on the LED as soon as I've finished copying old hard drives (there's plenty space in there to just throw them on the floor of the case); meanwhile the light is handy3..

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The Fractal Design Pop Mini is a nice case, with a couple of places you could add extra 3.5" drives if you don't mind drilling a hole or two. That's in addition to the existing 2 x 3.5" bays + 4 x 2.5" drives2. At any rate 4 x 16TB or 4 x 18TB (3.5") is doable in this case. Or 2 x 5.25" (hell yeah!) + 2 x 3.5" drives. Or whatever combination plus the 4 x 2.5" drives.

5v aRGB connectors are totally the wrong shape for chaining and fitting into fan spaces. But this isn't Arctic or Fractal Design's fault. Backwards-thinking motherboard manufacturers, I guess.

By The Way, if you "LONG-PRESS" the Fractal Design RGB button, you can cycle through the various modes; pulsing and what-not. Crucially, one of them is "OFF". Thank you. NOW PUT IT IN THE FUCKING MANUAL!

;o)

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1. Now that I've removed the Wraith, it's given me the opportunity to take a closer look. First thing I notice; the cold plate is rough; like it was cut with a disk, leaving circular grooves in its face. The Arctic cold plate is Copper polished like glass. Of course the thermal paste should fill any irregularities some, but why are there irregularities to begin with?

2. That is, if 2.5" SSDs ever get reasonably prices or 2.5" HDs get decent capacity. Everything just stops at 5TB. Is that really the limit?

3. Note: the green LED on the motherboard and GPU are indicating the temperature; green being "cool". The CPU temp gauge is achieved without Armory Crate being installed. I simply run the Aura Service and load the Aura app at startup (in ProgData startup, where it works as intended but doesn't open a program instance - suits me!).

I don't see any other use for the RGB. One could even plug all the LEDs into the motherboard control and have the entire box as a temperature gauge. Hmm.

The GPU temp gauge is courtesy of Palit's "ThunderMaster"6 software, which sadly needs to be running to do its thing, at least on my GPU.

4. I should add; I bought my GPU; the first thing I bought; second hand. Once I had the new box setup and started looking at temperatures and such, I noticed it ran hot. Very hot; which would explain why the fan kept jumping to full pelt whenever I pushed it. It idled around 56C and under load went up to almost 90C, with the hotspot hitting 105C. When Thundermaster was running, a dialog would pop up to tell my my GPU was dangerously hot; never a good sign. Although it's good to know this card can handle torture just fine.

I opened it up and found the original thermal pad had disintegrated and squeezed itself out the sides of the GPU chip. Aha!

Finally I could put my surplus MX-4 to use5! Five minutes later my GPU is idling in the 40s and under 100% load hits 71C, with the hotspot maxing-out at 83C. Twenty Two degrees difference! The fan is also much quieter under load, rarely exceeding a 50% duty cycle.

As a bonus, it's brought down the temperature of the M.2 SSD sitting directly above it. Win-win!

5. Yes, I bought this before I realised the AIO came with a small tube of MX-6. Well of course; it's Arctic innit.

6. While other OEM GPU utilities may look prettier, or offer fancier OC scanning; none of them can setup your GPU RGB as a temperature gauge.

7. Because for some reason8 I need to re-encode video.

8. YOU FUCKWIT! Yeah, you wanted to play with ffe, mess around with ffmpeg settings, all good; FOR SCIENCE!, but how oh fucking how did you come to the conclusion that your wank-food was fit for DISTRIBUTION??? YOU are the reason this planet will die and all its inhabitants will burn *just* after I am gone. You (fuckwit) and those like-you-which-sadly-is-most. DAMN! She was lovely while she lasted9

9. Planet Earth, I mean. FUCK ME, you should have seen her in the Seventies; just clinging to the last of the beautiful; keeping most everything pretty while yup; just as the scientists were telling us; about to fall into the human-created abyss.. Och well. I got a swimming pool. The grandkids can enjoy it because I invested well and can afford the anti-UV shielding for the Summer House. You however, will burn. SPF-required is called 'staying indoors'; soreeeee.

10. Ooooh. Still here are ye? Think yer special do ya? Okay.

Le Raison De'etre. Erm. Answer No. 10. So to speak(11) is that there is a sacred Math involving the number of spaces in your brain reserved for now thinking, and most of them are filled with penis and SUV and Bank-Balance-Derivatives.

I do not deny this is fun and pleasurable, however; I assert that while top-seven material through-and-through they are, nothing compares to our home, which is literally dying under your feet.

Our mother does such a tremendous job, just like our own mother did, of hiding the true cost, the true pain, the truth, in fact; of all that has so far been; but still we must grow up and face what actually is; act now or have no home: death for our children, a barren planet that could have been Eden. A rock in space where once was promised a home for all eternity.

But still, as your children cough and die and the planet withers around you, you will scroll facebook idling your SUV in my street13.

11. If you didn't get the reference then you fail on "Essential Scottish Poetry 101". Sooreee2.

13. Yes, that WAS MY BASEBALL BAT. So sue me. By the time we get this into court WE ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD. *YAWN*. Yes, sorry, latest episode of Corrie coming right up, or whatever...

The definitive guide to HiFi, no shit.

You actually hear HiFi buffs speaking about "the Holy Grail" when referring to HiFi components. This slip should not be overlooked.

What you don't so much hear is that your Holy Grail and mine might be completely different things. And yours might even be *gasp*: something cheap. The implication that you are a lesser being because of this is erm, implicit.

It's like some top chef dismissing a commoner's palette. But remove the bottle of hooch and a pack of smokes-per-day and most anyone's palette could be that. But yours isn't, is the implication. I 100% understand this snobbery and to some extent concur.

But you likely aren't abusing your ears, are you? SO now this subjective shit exposes itself as exactly that. Not shit, but subjective. We all hear different. HiFi reviews don't come with this caveat. Why is that?

I totally get that for you; Mr. Reviewer; spending £2000 on a set of interconnecting cables DID IT for you. Possibility noted. But I am far more excited by the possibility that Eine Klein Nachtmusik on a £99 amp did it for someone else. Because that could mean a lot more someone else's getting their music on for way less bucks. Or even £30. Let me tell you a story..

When the first true digital amps were released, sample units hit all the main HiFi magazines. The first and arguably most important (at the time) reviewer, simply didn't believe what he was listening to. So, scared of being ostracized, not trusting his senses, he put the device on the shelf and let it fall through the cracks.

A couple of months later, when a rival magazine published a glowing review of this 30-buck giant-killer amp, our past-his-shelf-life reviewer published his own review, basically echoing the sentiments of the first; that some crazy cheap Chinese plastic amp could go toe-to-toe with amps costing fifty times the price. And win.

This is like Star Trek replicators for £99.99 at Argos; the entire economic equation changes overnight. Along with Argos dumping 99% of the rest of their catalogue. Oh wait..

So while that isn't happening ("Bar of gold please, replicator"), other tech is. And some of it knocks old tech for shit. Get comfy with gestalt shifts or die. Especially as a reviewer, ffs.

It's easy to romanticize about the experiences you younger generations never will. But regardless of the snobbery, I applaud the HiFi "industry" for fostering the idea that there is "something better", if only you search (and spend) for it.

I'm here to tell you that while all that is true, the Holy Grail may be something much more humble. Another story..

One night drunk I penned a preset with Equalizer APO (an equalizer app for Windows), in an attempt to compensate for my old Maplin powered speakers deficiencies in their current corner position (I aim to replace them as soon as I find something superior with all the features I need to justify an upgrade). The trick is to play tracks that you KNOW. If those tracks also happen to be classic HiFi test tracks, even better.

I came across this preset a couple days later and clicked it. FUCK YEAH! I had Stevie Wonder on at the time, "Superstition" (I'd been teaching my youngest about funk and the possibilities of the Clavinet, after he discovered it on our family keyboard).

The track was bouncing. My body was jumping around. All my favourite parts were right there. It was clicking. It was singing. It was funky as fuck. No more than some FINELY TUNED EQ HDMI-out to a set of Maplin powered speakers. My living room HiFi would struggle to produce this much raw musical enchantment, and for way more bucks (yes, I have a "HiFi"). The moral..

WHATEVER DOES IT FOR YOU.

Our musical tastes, as well as our sonic preferences, are formed in our youth. If you first tasted strawberries, first saw a naked breast, opened your first letter, whatever while listening to some old sonorous radio furniture, or maybe some tinny cheap clock radio, or awesome HiFi THAT will colour your preference for audio.

No HiFi reviewer can rewrite your childhood; he (it's always a he, women have better things to do) can only advise on the facts as he sees them; which is to say, coloured. Considering all the aforementioned factors and many more, basically; no one hears music quite like you.

So you are back to "trying shit out" and "how much money do you have?". Damn.

Okay, I can maybe offer you one soupçon of advice..

MODULARISE


Buying a complete HiFi someone else designed is an instant fail. Speakers are all different. Amps are all different. Sources are all different. No way can some all-in-one system ever completely satisfy; you will always be left wanting. If this is a state you enjoy; fair enough. But for the rest of us there is fortunately (or perhaps, unfortunately) these days a vast array of choices.

If only HiFi shops let us take equipment home to test it out, the whole HiFi buying experience could be fairly painless. My advice: aim for "transparent" and "faithful reproduction". Then you can simply use use EQ to sort out any recording issues!

If you start young you might even find your holy grail.

Good luck!

;o)

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