Stephen King has no kids.

And if he does, he has somehow managed some mental trickery to remove them from his emotional landscape. Either way, fuck off.

Here's how I know. And why I would never watch another Stephen King Film or read another of his books.

No way in this universe is a father just gonna shoot his own child on the off-chance that the worst happens. This would not happen. Ever.

Only at the very last moment of imminent-something-worse-than-death does a father shoot his own child.

Nothing less. And not a second sooner.

So a) you have no kids and b) your proof-reading team is shit.

So, bye-bye.


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