INsurance man

He's yapping on about insurance,
which is too too much. Compounded!
Take a smoke man! Which reminds me,
and I leave him hanging while I find my wee box.

The receiver sits comfy in the crook of my neck
while I skin up - You're wasting yer time man!
In practically none of mine, it's ready,
And I spark-up as he drones on.

But you'll hardly notice it. Budget!
Bollox to that, says I - Enjoy it!
Got better things to spend my money on! Ha!
And hang up there, leaving a longish stub.


Cor, 11-98