Fat fuck

No! No! I could never get like that.
I mean, how the fuck?..

How the fuck do you get off a bus?
or through a door?
or in a loft? How the hell
do you put on your shoes?
even see your feet?

And tell me, please,
How do you climb trees?

But first, how /exactly/ did you get so fat?
And whatever it was, Jeez! Please /stop doing that!/


Cor, September 1998