The Wisdom of Jack Handey page.
Some Jack Handey wisdom...
Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he
was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's
not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling hes story,
about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then,
he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story
was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what
the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.