The Wisdom of Jack Handey page.
Some Jack Handey wisdom...
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't
have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were
really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your
helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us
chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true
what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He
sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the
handcuffs go on.
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