The Wisdom of Jack Handey page.

Some Jack Handey wisdom...

To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
   

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