Nae Problem!

Got a fiver tip today, both of us.
Shit, we always say "Nae Problem!"
When they go all childlike, ask,
"Could you put them up the stairs?"

Nae Problem!
Big fat long flat boxes,
Double, triple wardrobes, cabinets.
Two man lifts. We don't have to do this.

Seven minutes later her bedroom's full.
And here's five quid each to spend on shit,
For Being Superhuman, to her, a real saving -
Saved her from owing her friends.


Cor, 1999