Things your Father should have told you..
(but probably didn't)


These pieces, which I hope to finish some time within the next 
fifty years or so, are designed to be read one-a-day. Or rather,
they are designed to take exactly one day to sink in.

I keep finding more of these, and plan to compile enough for a
full month!


0. Reasoning

	There was a day when I'd rush to say,
	Forgive me for my intrusions! But 
	Bollocks to that, you paid to be here,
	you've earned this entertainment.

	So I won't pretend, from here to the end,
	to be bang-on, or even nearly right.
	Remember remember, I'd no steady father;
	had to fill my own head with shite.


Cor, 1997-