Fuckin TV

Come on. Come ON! 
Fuckin TV!
I only watch two or three hours a week. 
Honestly!
You're so completely fucked 
going Phut. Phut. Phut... Black.

And I was really gettin in tae that film. 
Come on. Come ON! Fuckin TV! 
Pleeease. I mean, two or three! 
Is that so much to ask for fifteen quid? 
Going Phut. Phut-Phut... Whack!

Ahhhh. You're back. 
I should think so too.
I mean one or two isn't so much to ask 
for fifteen quid.


Cor, Sep 1993