50Hz people

They see only car crashes
and ugly women
and dogs that bite
innocent children.

The little bastard better fuckin move, now!

These are 50Hz people.
They sleep at 50Hz.
Eat 50Hz food.
Make 50Hz love.

 (They use cats to train
 for 50hz kids)

Toasting good fortune
with cheap wine, they dine
with tins, unpeel plastic
(.please first remove off foil)

Their 50Hz lives
are lightbulbs
with fixed wattages.
Very few of them live in secluded cottages.

They

recognise only one kind of bean.
Not baked
not butter
but but 
has.

Cor, June 1999