BAstaRD

I've ayewis kent I wiz a smart cunt
smarter than yoo I bet.
That's past tense.

I've ayewiz kent I wiz a heedfuk
tae fokes lik yoo who cannae think streight.
Nae streight awa.

Ye needs a wee poosh.

Bit I've ayewiz kent I wiz a bard, see,
the reel McCoy, nae doot. 
See? That's a aa aaah it's aboot.


Cor, 2000