WAP Test

Got a new WAP portal, makes my Peecee buzz, 
I fire it up to get dit-dit-zzzzzzzzz.
I'm searching for the nearest KFC, by postcode,
 - it's a test: there's one over the road.

The moniter starts to quivver,
Think what's happenin to my brain.
It's taking all day,
 the real internet's the same.


Cor, April 2001