New Age Shite.

These wimmen
plain simple
tae get them tae bite.
I wiz ayewiz intae it, ye see,
a that New Age shite.
They just lap it up.

Go on, ask me a question!
I red a' thone Zodiac. A' three binders!
Well, mostly. Geomancy! Nae bother,
och, j'st the ither day
I wiz doing a palm readin
fir a young middle-aged widow wi' far too much money
fir her ayne guid.

Numbers and stuff. 
Feckin' zeros!
I'm a saviour, a goddam hero.
Even her daughter wiz at it
Wi a red biro!


Cor, Apr 12 2001