Scientismists

You're joking! Chemistry?
But I hated chemistry!
Only took it cuz I believed everyone,
when they said I'd be a medic!

What else?.. Log curves? The pain...
Och well; explain it simply.
Oh, that's quite simple; what else?..
Oh yer joking!

Where's my machine? Transmutes,
images2art. In an instant,
so I can get the fuck on with it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S THE MACHINE?

This just isn't Energy Efficient!

Don't give me that "Government funding" shite.
You're just not keeping up with me again.
I need that machine! Get your act together.
So that we can, you know...

What do you mean - "you're not inspired" ?
You're a fucking scientist! Get on
with it man. Don't mess about.

What's up?

Haven't you read the required texts?
Didn't you control your experiments?
Measurements too empirical?
What is it man? - Can't get a hard-on?

You're letting me down, y'know?
Making me real tired.
So I'll have another wee sleep now
and when I wake up, I'm telling you,
you'd better have it all prepared!


Cor, Aug 1997